I should wait to release it. I shouldn’t make such pandering dreck in the first place. I should sit down and take a good look at my life and identify all the many places where i’ve gone wrong. So many bad decisions, so little time to contemplate them all. So screw it. Here it is.
For those of you who have no desire to hear more Raveny drivel and wish it would just go away, we’ll see you in October for the full length rock opera Janissary (by far one of the best things i’ve ever made). For those of you who actually find this sort of thing amusing, let’s go for a spin to areas of town we shouldn’t and drink things we’ll regret tomorrow, shall we?
Uncle Raven’s Storytime Theater! An 18 minute free EP! FREE! Just download and enjoy! If, however, you… wanted to donate in order to help the rock opera Janissary get made… the expensive rock opera that needs donations… i’m just sayin’ if you WANTED to… no one will stop you. It certainly is just a donation. Seeing how this EP violates every known copyright law several times over i absolutely wouldn’t DREAM of charging for it. Oh heavens no.
So here you go. A little 18 minute show. Songs and a story and even viewer mail. Enjoy.