These are freaking AWEsome. I don’t know who this person is, but I LOVE YOU.
So, on Tumblr, the user It’s Supposed To Be An Epic Tragedy has this series they do called Incorrect Quotes from the New Albion universe. They are utterly hysterical.
–The Floozy: How often do you sin?
-Hank: I don’t sin.
-Helen: I sin a little.
-Han-Mi: I sin sometimes.
-Henry: I sin a lot.
-Raven: I’m sinning right now.
– Jacqueline: While you were being heterosexual I studied the voodoo
-Jacqueline: Knife to the throat?
-John: You’re all horrible.
Lee: I thought Elysium was a myth
Adrian: Well, you were myth-taken
-Constance: Why are you doing this?
-Lloyd: Because I’m bored, it’s funny, and I hate you. There you are. The holy trinity of why.