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Incorrect New Albion Quotes

18 Jul

These are freaking AWEsome. I don’t know who this person is, but I LOVE YOU.

So, on Tumblr, the user It’s Supposed To Be An Epic Tragedy has this series they do called Incorrect Quotes from the New Albion universe. They are utterly hysterical.

The Floozy: How often do you sin?

-Hank: I don’t sin.

-Helen: I sin a little.

-Han-Mi: I sin sometimes.

-Henry: I sin a lot.

-Raven: I’m sinning right now.

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– Jacqueline: While you were being heterosexual I studied the voodoo

 

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-Jacqueline: Give a man fire and he’ll be warm for a day.
-Lloyd: Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life!
-Jacqueline: I…don’t think that’s how it goes.

 

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-Byron: a bank teller? What are they telling
-Edgar:
That you’re poor

 

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-Annabel: What a mess

-The Narrator: It’s just a bunch of papers
-Annabel:
No, my life

 

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-Jacqueline: I need anyone with a pulse and a brain to pitch in.
-Thomas: Hey, Jacqueline, do you need help with anything?
-Jacqueline: No, we’re good, thanks. In fact, you can head home early.
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-Constance: What’s the easiest way to steal a man’s wallet?

-Jacqueline:
Knife to the throat?
-Thomas: Gun to the back?
-Lloyd: Poison in his cup?
-John:
You’re all horrible.

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Lee: I thought Elysium was a myth

Adrian: Well, you were myth-taken

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-Constance: Why are you doing this?
-Lloyd:
Because I’m bored, it’s funny, and I hate you. There you are. The holy trinity of why.

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4 Comments

Posted by on July 18, 2017 in Uncategorized

 

4 responses to “Incorrect New Albion Quotes

  1. Ben Kilgore

    July 19, 2017 at 1:32 am

    These are gold.

     
  2. The Geeky Atheist

    July 19, 2017 at 2:53 am

    These are amazing.

     
  3. Abel

    July 19, 2017 at 12:06 pm

    Can we get a background story segment for Raven in the next installment of tales of New Albion? It seems many know the circus as a kind of fairytale that sweeps people away forever who’ve touched the brink of sanity, and there seems to be a lot of that hanging around New Albion.

     
    • Abel

      July 19, 2017 at 12:08 pm

      These “Quotes” are a little funny. My favorite is about the man on fire, I hope he wasn’t injured.

       

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