New Albion Ring Tones?

03 Mar

What if there were New Albion ring tones? Like when your phone rings it goes “Dolly dolly, dolly dollaaaaay, dolly dolly, heeeeeeeeeeey”

Or… like, annabel something? The Mascot 3000? I have not put any thought whatsoever into this, i was literally just lighting a fire and thought about it and thought… well that’s interesting.

Would you be interested? I’d make it really cheap, don’t worry. More importantly do any of you have any suggestions? (Can include any album from Dolls to Cabaret)


Posted by on March 3, 2017 in Uncategorized


12 responses to “New Albion Ring Tones?

  1. Arisriva

    March 3, 2017 at 5:30 pm

    Not precisely Albion, but what about a “Would you like to initiate dialogue?” one?

    • JayKerschner

      March 3, 2017 at 6:01 pm

      I would love to have that in particular! Just the “Would you like to initiate dialogue?” followed by the computerized sounds (without a “Dialogue Initiated” in between). That’s probably what I’d use if it was available (and historically, I’ve not been one to fuss with a custom ringtone).

      Also, the “Homebase to Ark 1” dialogue followed by some instrumentation that isn’t the screams of the VPs might work well and be on-theme.

      Possibly the “Slenderman Approach” static effects? Could have the intro be a “Listen… it’s coming…” by playing around with the spoken words from the end of “Possession”

      Perhaps: “Camped in a land between discord and arrangement, whispers from corners that you dare not engage with, fly me from entropy to fantasia”

      There’s also many instrumental bits which would work great, but those stand out to me as potential segments with words.

      • JayKerschner

        March 3, 2017 at 6:03 pm

        Oh, I got it mixed up, “Dialogue Initiated” is from the Cabaret; it’s “Narrative Initiated” and “Sequence Initiated” I was thinking of from Atompunk. Would love some of the Mascot 3000 computerized sounds, but the “angels” voice would be a better fit for use as a ringtone.

    • among_many

      March 3, 2017 at 9:52 pm

      That is definitely an Albion reference, and I like it.

  2. TheGeekyAtheist

    March 3, 2017 at 6:11 pm

    I would totally be all over that. Especially anything from Dieselpunk.

  3. Arietta

    March 3, 2017 at 8:45 pm

    Any thing from Dolls would make me supreamly happy!

  4. among_many

    March 3, 2017 at 9:50 pm

    “Welcome to the Shopogopolis. Welcome to the Shopogopolis. Welcome to the Shopogopolis. Welcome to the Shopogopolis…”

  5. Mysterysoup Productions

    March 3, 2017 at 11:03 pm

    The Police man (and on the day)

  6. Henry Wilson

    March 4, 2017 at 1:11 am

    Excellent idea! Unfortunately, I do not have a cell phone, but I think that your “dollay dollay” idea would be the most iconic.

  7. Sparradile

    March 4, 2017 at 2:01 am

    I’d be down for just about anything from any of your works, but I’ve definitely thought before about how fun it would be to have “Would you like to initiate consciousness?” as a ringtone.

  8. Isabel Brast

    March 4, 2017 at 5:32 am

    I would love this! It’d be so great.

  9. nguwinters

    March 4, 2017 at 12:51 pm



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