21 Jan

We are LIVE, folks!

As you asked for, the full New Albion Trilogy on 6 physical CDs is now available for sale.

The New Albion Trilogy by Paul Shapera


Yes, you heard right, not 1 outlandish sci-fi-ish fantasy steampunky rockish opera, not 2 sci-fi-ish fantasy steampunky rockish opera, THREE MOTHERF******* sci-fi-ish fantasy steampunky rockish operas in ONE FREAKING PACKAGE! NOW how much would you pay? I hope the answer isn’t below $60 because things are likely to get awkward…

But WAIT! There’s MORE! If you call before midnight tonight you get… all right you don’t get anything else. I’d perform oral pleasure on each and every one of you but the airfare alone to get to each of you would make this pretty much unaffordable so YOU GET CDS.

Please help me get the word out.

Here’s what the characters themselves have to say about the set:

“Last night my love, we shared a kiss. Twas ne’er a moment quite like this. You and me and me and you, i
know together we’ll be soon. I’ll graduate top of my class, you’ll be mine and i, your lass. I know the future
will be bright, for such a kiss we shared last night.” -poetry by Annabel

“To Whom It May Concern, As part of my last will and testament, i wish to state unequivocally, i am not,
absolutely not to be brought back after my demise.” -Edgar

“You don’t mind if my doll is in the bed with us while we…. dally about, do you?” -Byron

“Oh Jasper, you silly. We should never throw away what is precious and after all, one life is all we get.” – Priscilla

“Drink up, lads! A life without regrets, that’s what i say!” -John

“Hi Mom. It’s me again. I’m a little buzzed, but just wnna sleep here again tonight. If you can hear me, i just, i wish i could sleep curled up with you for real. I’d be good, i swear. I’d trade it all, every moment i’ve ever had or will have to feel your hand petting my head just one more time.” -Constance

“I don’t even have words for how much i love you, Dot. If anyone ever took you away from me, you can’t
imagine the chaos i would rain down on their world. ” -Jackie

“This is going to be the best trip EVER!” – Lee

“I’m just waiting for word about my wife’s delivery. I should be hearing something any minute here. Yup,
any minute. Hmm hmm hmmmm. Come on… ” -Connor

“Oh my God he’s SO dreamy. And rich! And sophisticated. And he treats me like a queen. I’d be a fool not to
do it with him. You only live once, right?” -Rachael

“Copyright 2014 by paul shapera. Any resemblance to persons living is coincidental. Any resemblance to persons dead is… complicated.” -The Mascot 3000

“Brother, you’d better watch yourself with the fermented grog. That stuff’ll kill you. Just say no.” -Alice

“Last night it was, we shared a kiss. There weren’t no moment quite like this. Me and you and you and me, if things were fair that’s how it’d be. But life is shit and blood and death, with moments rare of beauty’s breath. But still, that i’ve known one thing bright, for such a kiss we shared last night.” – poetry by Alexander


Posted by on January 21, 2015 in Uncategorized



  1. J

    January 21, 2015 at 9:21 pm

    Awesome! Ordered.

    Now, what would Lloyd say…?

    Also, most interesting regarding Annabel and Alexander… most interesting indeed…

  2. alizarinacrimson

    January 22, 2015 at 4:44 am

    Considering my birthday is in 4 days, I now have something legit I can ask for instead of just money. Woot~

  3. Amelia

    January 22, 2015 at 5:18 am

    Aaaaah can’t wait, gunna see if I can order it asap. Also made the ugliest laugh when I saw Byron’s quote.

  4. Kathryn

    January 22, 2015 at 6:50 am

    So I’m a bit confused because of all the talk of options and potentials a few months ago and just want to clarify: is the box set just the 6 CDs of all three operas and the bonus act or will there be additional goodies with it (for example there was at one point mention of a poster or booklets or something like that I think)?

    • paulms

      January 22, 2015 at 10:48 am

      It’s 6 cds and a booklet.

      • Kathryn

        January 23, 2015 at 6:46 pm

        Cool. So it should be a relatively small and normally shaped package in the mail. 🙂

  5. A Fake Name For Reasons

    January 22, 2015 at 10:13 am

    It’s… it’s already gone? Noooooo…

    This is what I get for sleeping, I suppose. Any word on when it’ll be back in stock?

    • paulms

      January 22, 2015 at 10:48 am

      There’s plenty of stock. I’m sending them more right now.

      • That Same Guy

        February 3, 2015 at 11:43 am

        Alas, my order’s still marked as ‘unshipped’ and the page for the boxset as I view it still marks it as ‘CD out of stock.’ any thoughts on when it might get sent =x?

  6. Juliet Fugman

    January 22, 2015 at 1:59 pm

    Break out the Non Alcoholic Butterscotch Beer and the Vanilla Ice Cream because I’m celebrating.


  7. James Gibson

    January 22, 2015 at 5:16 pm

    Ordered! 😀

    Will we ever hear more about those early drafts of Byron’s speeches you mentioned once? Always thought they’d be fascinating 😛

    • paulms

      January 22, 2015 at 8:36 pm

      Yeah, i’ll put them all up in a post in the next few days

  8. Kayla

    February 3, 2015 at 5:19 am

    I just received mine in the mail today! Thank you so much for making these available, I was so excited when I saw that it had arrived.

  9. alizarinacrimson

    February 11, 2015 at 3:46 am

    So sad ;-; I ordered mine January 27th, but it still says “Unshipped.” Hoping you’ll perhaps release more soon?

    • paulms

      February 11, 2015 at 10:18 am

      It has indeed shipped. Check again. There was a delay with that batch (it’s been a nightmare the whole way) but it all went out.

      • alizarinacrimson

        February 12, 2015 at 8:34 pm

        Awesome! Thank you. I’m really excited to get my CD set 🙂

  10. Kaatja Rose Pond

    April 1, 2016 at 4:00 am

    Ahh! I missed out D: Are there going to be any restocked? Also the characters comments were super mean, especially Lee’s haha 😛

  11. Isak Zachariasen

    January 11, 2018 at 10:36 pm

    Is it at all still possible to get a physical copy of these? Can’t find it anywhere…

    • paulms

      January 11, 2018 at 10:38 pm

      Alas, they are sold out


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